{"id":3649,"date":"2018-01-24T20:05:39","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T20:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/?p=3649"},"modified":"2018-01-24T20:10:27","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T20:10:27","slug":"ler-humor-34-razoes-nunca-visitar-portugal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/ler-humor-34-razoes-nunca-visitar-portugal\/","title":{"rendered":"Para ler (com muito) humor: 34 raz\u00f5es para nunca visitar Portugal"},"content":{"rendered":"

34 raz\u00f5es para nunca visitar Portugal<\/strong><\/h1>\n

1.\u00a0As pessoas dizem que Portugal \u00e9 um pa\u00eds deslumbrante\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Azenhas do Mar – \u00a9 David Abrantes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

2.\u00a0Mas voc\u00ea precisa perceber porque raz\u00e3o\u00a0os portugueses t\u00eam tanto orgulho do seu pa\u00eds.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n
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Paola Spart\u00e0 \/ Via Flickr: mbaruzza_2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

3.\u00a0Afinal, Portugal n\u00e3o tem charme.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Pablo Nieto \/ Via Flickr: rapidoelectro<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4.\u00a0Nem um pouco!<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Sintra – \u00a9 SANDEMANs NEW Europe Tours<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

5.\u00a0Quem iria querer bronzear-se em praias como esta?<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Aljezur – \u00a9 www.praiasaljezur.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

6.\u00a0Olhe a cor da \u00e1gua \u2013 n\u00e3o \u00e9 nada de especial!<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Madeira – \u00a9 holidaypirates.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

7.\u00a0Vamos falar um pouquinho sobre o Porto\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Porto – \u00a9 GQ Portugal<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

8.\u00a0A s\u00e9rio, o que \u00e9 isso?<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Porto – \u00a9 PBS – Porto<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

9.\u00a0O lugar todo n\u00e3o tem gra\u00e7a absolutamente nenhuma.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Porto – \u00a9 O PORTO atrav\u00e9s dos tempos – blogger<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

10.\u00a0Isto \u00e9 uma ofensa para os meus olhos.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Porto – \u00a9 Nuno Trindade<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

11.\u00a0E Lisboa n\u00e3o \u00e9 muito melhor\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lisboa – ilirjan rrumbullaku \/ Via Flickr: 125701341@N07<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

12.\u00a0A cidade inteira vive no passado.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lisboa – hugo n. \/ Via Flickr: higaara<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

13.\u00a0E o el\u00e9ctrico chega a d\u00e1 dor s\u00f3 de olhar.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lisboa – Andrea Moroni \/ Via Flickr: bandytam<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

14.\u00a0O que \u00e9 isso? Onde estamos n\u00f3s? S\u00e3o Francisco??<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lisboa – Ponte 25 de Abril<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

15.\u00a0As paisagens portuguesas n\u00e3o t\u00eam nada de po\u00e9ticas.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Chaves – cidade hist\u00f3rica<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

16.\u00a0E todo mundo sabe que o pa\u00eds n\u00e3o tem nada de hist\u00f3ria.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Parque e Pal\u00e1cio Nacional de Pena, Sintra<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

17.\u00a0Tudo em Portugal \u00e9 banal e feio.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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C\u00e2mara Municipal do Porto – Diego Delso \/ Via en.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

18.\u00a0A arquitectura\u00a0do pa\u00eds \u00e9 entendiante.<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n
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Torre de Bel\u00e9m, Lisboa – \u00a9 Dicas de Lisboa e Portugal<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

19.\u00a0Arre!<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Padr\u00e3o dos Descobrimentos, Lisboa – Alvesgaspar \/ Via en.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

20.\u00a0A s\u00e9rio, o lugar n\u00e3o tem nem um pouco de classe.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Santa Luzia, Viana do Castelo – Juan Lois \/ Via Flickr: caese<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

21.\u00a0\u00c9 s\u00f3 vilas pequenas e de pedra.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Aqueduto de Peg\u00f5es – Alvesgaspar \/ Via fr.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

22.\u00a0Uma pilha de pedras velhas sem beleza nenhuma.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Mosteiro dos Jer\u00f3nimos, Lisboa – Fran\u00e7ois Saulnier \/ Via Flickr: bibulus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

23.\u00a0E nem comec\u00e1mos a falar da comida.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Azchael \/ Via Flickr: azchael<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

24.\u00a0Hmmmm.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Azchael \/ Via Flickr: azchael<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

25.\u00a0Veja s\u00f3, quem iria gostar de Porto?<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Guglielmo Ferri \/ Via Flickr: gugfer<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

26.\u00a0Ah, e Fado tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o tem gra\u00e7a nenhuma.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Am\u00e1lia Rodrigues – Anefo \/ Mieremet, R. \/ Via fr.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

27.\u00a0Portugal n\u00e3o tem nenhuma celebridade de destaque.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Cristiano Ronaldo – Chris Deahr \/ Via fr.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

28.\u00a0A s\u00e9rio, quem j\u00e1 ouviu falar de Lu\u00eds Figo??<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lu\u00eds Figo – Ludovic P\u00e9ron \/ Via commons.wikimedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

29.\u00a0Os portugueses n\u00e3o t\u00eam piada.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Raimond Spekking \/ Via commons.wikimedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

30.\u00a0E s\u00e3o desagrad\u00e1veis.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Pedro Ribeiro Sim\u00f5es \/ Via Flickr: pedrosimoes7<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

31.\u00a0A s\u00e9rio, o pa\u00eds \u00e9 s\u00f3 coisas feias.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Praia do Camilo, Algarve<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

32.\u00a0Nem se d\u00ea o trabalho.<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Moinho t\u00edpico \/ Via Flickr: franciscoantunes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

33.\u00a0Fique em casa\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Lisboa – Jose Maria Cuellar \/ Via Flickr: cuellar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

34.\u00a0E nunca v\u00e1 a Portugal!<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n
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Algarve – \u00a9 world wanderista<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Autor: Gilles Rolland<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

34 raz\u00f5es para nunca visitar Portugal 1.\u00a0As pessoas dizem que Portugal \u00e9 um pa\u00eds deslumbrante\u2026 2.\u00a0Mas voc\u00ea precisa perceber porque raz\u00e3o\u00a0os portugueses t\u00eam tanto orgulho do seu pa\u00eds. 3.\u00a0Afinal, Portugal n\u00e3o tem charme. 4.\u00a0Nem um pouco! 5.\u00a0Quem iria querer bronzear-se em praias como esta? 6.\u00a0Olhe a cor da \u00e1gua \u2013 n\u00e3o \u00e9 nada de especial! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3650,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":""},"categories":[673],"tags":[656],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/900dffc4fc2036d0e14cd44a0494c249.jpg?fit=1900%2C1263&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9IWTB-WR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3649"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3653,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions\/3653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/descobrirportugal.pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}